giving love a bad name

fatherofinnovention: duckduckhawk: gammapulsed: The end result is that it exists where there was...

Sun, 08 Jul 2012 23:18:44 -0400

duckduckhawk:

gammapulsed:

The end result is that it exists where there was none previously.

Where’s a Nobel prize when you need one?

Sorry, I seem to be holding them all.

I think you’ve got a ways to go yet, junior.

gammapulsed: falconrune: gammapulsed: I think it is. I improved upon the recipe, I invented a...

Sun, 08 Jul 2012 23:04:08 -0400

gammapulsed:

falconrune:

gammapulsed:

I think it is.

I improved upon the recipe, I invented a better cheesecake!

No

You did not invent cheesecake

You did not invent the things that go into a cheesecake

You made a minor alteration to a pre-existing thing that did not have a major or effect upon the composition or end result of the cheesecake

That is not an invention

That is a dessert that you are not sharing with me

The end result is that it exists where there was none previously.

Where’s a Nobel prize when you need one?

gammapulsed: duckduckhawk: gammapulsed: fatherofinnovention: What— This is a joke, right? You’re...

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 22:46:59 -0400

gammapulsed:

duckduckhawk:

gammapulsed:

fatherofinnovention:

What—

This is a joke, right? You’re pulling my leg. I didn’t really do that…

Did I?

If it isn’t you, then I’d say it’s a really great likeness.

I would like to objectively point out that you can’t really see his face in either photo.

#have you been studying his butt’s likeness #for science #?

You’re also not denying that this is Howard, so I pose the same question to you, Hawkeye.

What can I say, observing the little details is in my job description.

gammapulsed: fatherofinnovention: gammapulsed: Look, Howard, I don’t think anyone has a right to...

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 22:33:50 -0400

gammapulsed:

fatherofinnovention:

gammapulsed:

Look, Howard, I don’t think anyone has a right to tell anyone else how to conduct their business, but some things should remain private. You sent this to my email and my phone last night.

I feel it’s only fair to warn you that these are also circulating on the entire SHIELD internal mainframe and parts of the internet, as well, thanks to your … ‘inebriation’.

I think you need to see a member of the medical staff, immediately.

What—

This is a joke, right? You’re pulling my leg. I didn’t really do that…

Did I?

If it isn’t you, then I’d say it’s a really great likeness.

I would like to objectively point out that you can’t really see his face in either photo.

number1odinson: I do indeed love the son of Coul.

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 23:15:07 -0400

number1odinson:

I do indeed love the son of Coul.

a-couple-of-master-ass-ass-ins: Hey, Clint, I figured out what your signature dance move should...

Wed, 30 May 2012 23:47:23 -0400

a-couple-of-master-ass-ass-ins:

Hey, Clint, I figured out what your signature dance move should be.

Who says it isn’t already?

skiesovergideon: lonelywerewolfgirl: ashdisneyc88: number1odinson: fosteringbridges: Yes good...

Wed, 30 May 2012 23:14:22 -0400

skiesovergideon:

lonelywerewolfgirl:

ashdisneyc88:

number1odinson:

fosteringbridges:

Yes good noe Jane can get in thr mood.

Oh, my God. That’s not even English. Those aren’t words. LIE DOWN.

I wiLl considern it if I am lying on uou.

Thor.. No Thor. Thor NO.

I am facepalming so hard right now.

/cues slow jam music

number1odinson:

#I will show kher my mucles #that usually dos it

ladyfrigga: frostblooded: ladyfrigga: frostblooded: ladyfrigga: #it was a spell Loki, was that...

Wed, 30 May 2012 23:06:08 -0400

ladyfrigga:

frostblooded:

ladyfrigga:

frostblooded:

ladyfrigga:

#it was a spell

Loki, was that necessary?

Completely.

Pray tell why you thought it was necessary.

Because it was funny, and currently still is funny.

Could you not find amusement in something… else? Like, perhaps, toppling a world government?

As a government employee, I feel it’s my duty to tell you that him getting Thor high is the preferred option.

Loki,

Wed, 30 May 2012 22:59:38 -0400

idginator:

duckduckhawk:

frostblooded:

duckduckhawk:

Doesn’t this get kind of repetitive? Candy from a baby, etc.

#you’d think the God of Mischief would want more of a challenge

Is that an invitation, Barton?

You think I’d be more of a challenge? That’s real sweet of you to say.

#you’re welcome to try

Barton, I say this with the upmost respect, but shut your piehole.

I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure he wasn’t actually asking.

If you give love a bad name, perhaps you would care to help me reform it?

Wed, 30 May 2012 22:52:59 -0400

Loki,

Wed, 30 May 2012 22:45:55 -0400

frostblooded:

duckduckhawk:

Doesn’t this get kind of repetitive? Candy from a baby, etc.

#you’d think the God of Mischief would want more of a challenge

Is that an invitation, Barton?

You think I’d be more of a challenge? That’s real sweet of you to say.

Loki,

Wed, 30 May 2012 22:30:44 -0400

Doesn’t this get kind of repetitive? Candy from a baby, etc.

fosteringbridges: gammapulsed: duckduckhawk: gammapulsed replied to your post: You feeling...

Wed, 30 May 2012 22:09:06 -0400

fosteringbridges:

gammapulsed:

duckduckhawk:

gammapulsed replied to your post: You feeling alright, Asgard?

I’d say drunk tumblring, but it’s not as though Thor’s a very cheap date.

Apparently he is if there’s cake involved.

Well! Note to us, then.

I seriously don’t think this is funny!

No, you’re right, it’s absolutely not funny. Do you want me to come help babysit?

gammapulsed replied to your post: You feeling alright, Asgard? I’d say drunk tumblring, but it’s...

Wed, 30 May 2012 22:03:34 -0400

gammapulsed replied to your post: You feeling alright, Asgard?

I’d say drunk tumblring, but it’s not as though Thor’s a very cheap date.

Apparently he is if there’s cake involved.

number1odinson: duckduckhawk: You feeling alright, Asgard? What. There is something wrong eith...

Wed, 30 May 2012 21:59:00 -0400

number1odinson:

duckduckhawk:

You feeling alright, Asgard?

What. There is something wrong eith ashard?

No, Ashard is fine. Not sure I can say the same for you.

You feeling alright, Asgard?

Wed, 30 May 2012 21:49:30 -0400

You feeling alright, Asgard?

number1odinson: gammapulsed: lonelywerewolfgirl: gammapulsed: number1odinson: gammapulsed said:...

Thu, 24 May 2012 20:32:00 -0400

number1odinson:

gammapulsed:

lonelywerewolfgirl:

gammapulsed:

number1odinson:

gammapulsed said: Lets go get some; I have a great feeling about that blog.

I suppose we could go hunting for a few. Have you any experience with tracking wild beasts?

Oh shoot, you know what? It’s not really Deer hunting season, right now.

Please. Come to Illinois. We have an obnoxious amount of deer for the hunting.

Doesn’t start until October, anyway.

I guess we’ll just have to mourn the loss of such a perfect blog.

Whatever will we do?

…That is highly upsetting.

Hey Thor. Remember that thing Loki said about the ceiling?

number1odinson: gowebgo: peggypectouch: gowebgo replied to your post: I fear I’m going to...

Sat, 19 May 2012 18:15:16 -0400

number1odinson:

gowebgo:

peggypectouch:

gowebgo replied to your post: I fear I’m going to regret asking this—

Sleeping together. Banging. Horizontal tango. Having sex.

…You’re not terribly good at subtlety, are you?

I like to think of it as a good quality. It means everyone is always clear about what I’m saying.

At least you can be trusted to give honest definitions.

I heard that.

Alright, time for bed. It’s been fun. Try not to kill me in my sleep, I’d appreciate a...

Sat, 19 May 2012 00:38:00 -0400

Alright, time for bed. It’s been fun. Try not to kill me in my sleep, I’d appreciate a chance to defend myself.

frostblooded: number1odinson: frostblooded: Such wretched friends you’ve made. He is not my...

Sat, 19 May 2012 00:32:50 -0400

frostblooded:

number1odinson:

frostblooded:

Such wretched friends you’ve made.

He is not my friend.

As well he shouldn’t be.

Did I just get chastised for lying by the God of Mischief?