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July 2012

4 posts

fatherofinnovention:

duckduckhawk:

gammapulsed:

The end result is that it exists where there was none previously.

Where’s a Nobel prize when you need one?

Sorry, I seem to be holding them all. 

I think you’ve got a ways to go yet, junior.

Jul 08, 201232 notes

gammapulsed:

falconrune:

gammapulsed:

I think it is.

I improved upon the recipe, I invented a better cheesecake!

No

You did not invent cheesecake

You did not invent the things that go into a cheesecake

You made a minor alteration to a pre-existing thing that did not have a major or effect upon the composition or end result of the cheesecake

That is not an invention

That is a dessert that you are not sharing with me

The end result is that it exists where there was none previously.

Where’s a Nobel prize when you need one?

Jul 08, 201232 notes
#can you do flavors

gammapulsed:

duckduckhawk:

gammapulsed:

fatherofinnovention:

What—

This is a joke, right? You’re pulling my leg. I didn’t really do that…

Did I?

If it isn’t you, then I’d say it’s a really great likeness.

I would like to objectively point out that you can’t really see his face in either photo.

#have you been studying his butt’s likeness #for science #?

You’re also not denying that this is Howard, so I pose the same question to you, Hawkeye.

What can I say, observing the little details is in my job description.

Jul 05, 201225 notes
#butts fit into that category #also if you ask anyone around here I'm something of a butt authority

gammapulsed:

fatherofinnovention:

gammapulsed:

Look, Howard, I don’t think anyone has a right to tell anyone else how to conduct their business, but some things should remain private. You sent this to my email and my phone last night.

I feel it’s only fair to warn you that these are also circulating on the entire SHIELD internal mainframe and parts of the internet, as well, thanks to your … ‘inebriation’.

I think you need to see a member of the medical staff, immediately.

What—

This is a joke, right? You’re pulling my leg. I didn’t really do that…

Did I?

If it isn’t you, then I’d say it’s a really great likeness.

I would like to objectively point out that you can’t really see his face in either photo.

Jul 05, 201225 notes
#have you been studying his butt's likeness #for science #?

June 2012

1 post

Jun 12, 201240,416 notes

May 2012

44 posts

a-couple-of-master-ass-ass-ins:

Hey, Clint, I figured out what your signature dance move should be.

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Who says it isn’t already?

May 30, 20125 notes

skiesovergideon:

lonelywerewolfgirl:

ashdisneyc88:

number1odinson:

fosteringbridges:

Yes good noe Jane can get in thr mood.

Oh, my God.  That’s not even English.  Those aren’t words.  LIE DOWN.

I wiLl considern it if I am lying on uou.

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Thor.. No Thor. Thor NO.

I am facepalming so hard right now.

/cues slow jam music

number1odinson:

#I will show kher my mucles #that usually dos it

May 30, 201226 notes
#no comment

ladyfrigga:

frostblooded:

ladyfrigga:

frostblooded:

ladyfrigga:

#it was a spell

Loki, was that necessary?

Completely.

Pray tell why you thought it was necessary.

Because it was funny, and currently still is funny.

Could you not find amusement in something… else? Like, perhaps, toppling a world government? 

As a government employee, I feel it’s my duty to tell you that him getting Thor high is the preferred option.

May 30, 201240 notes
#though potential damage to government property is about even in both scenarios
Loki,

idginator:

duckduckhawk:

frostblooded:

duckduckhawk:

Doesn’t this get kind of repetitive? Candy from a baby, etc.

#you’d think the God of Mischief would want more of a challenge

Is that an invitation, Barton?

You think I’d be more of a challenge? That’s real sweet of you to say.

#you’re welcome to try

Barton, I say this with the upmost respect, but shut your piehole.

I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure he wasn’t actually asking.

May 30, 201215 notes
#if he needed an invitation then Thor wouldn't be typing like a bear
If you give love a bad name, perhaps you would care to help me reform it?

Um

May 30, 20125 notes
#enchantedamora #more Asgardian cougars? #this another relative of yours Thor?
Loki,

frostblooded:

duckduckhawk:

Doesn’t this get kind of repetitive? Candy from a baby, etc.

#you’d think the God of Mischief would want more of a challenge

Is that an invitation, Barton?

You think I’d be more of a challenge? That’s real sweet of you to say.

May 30, 201215 notes
#you're welcome to try
Loki,

Doesn’t this get kind of repetitive? Candy from a baby, etc.

May 30, 201215 notes
#you'd think the God of Mischief would want more of a challenge #frostblooded

fosteringbridges:

gammapulsed:

duckduckhawk:

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gammapulsed replied to your post: You feeling alright, Asgard?

I’d say drunk tumblring, but it’s not as though Thor’s a very cheap date.

Apparently he is if there’s cake involved.

Well! Note to us, then.

I seriously don’t think this is funny!

No, you’re right, it’s absolutely not funny. Do you want me to come help babysit?

May 30, 20129 notes
#it is a little bit funny though

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gammapulsed replied to your post: You feeling alright, Asgard?

I’d say drunk tumblring, but it’s not as though Thor’s a very cheap date.

Apparently he is if there’s cake involved.

May 30, 20129 notes
#gammapulsed #number1odinson

number1odinson:

duckduckhawk:

You feeling alright, Asgard?

What. There is something wrong eith ashard?

No, Ashard is fine. Not sure I can say the same for you.

May 30, 201212 notes
#either you're inebriated or typing with your hammer

You feeling alright, Asgard?

May 30, 201212 notes
#number1odinson

number1odinson:

gammapulsed:

lonelywerewolfgirl:

gammapulsed:

number1odinson:

gammapulsed said: Lets go get some; I have a great feeling about that blog.

I suppose we could go hunting for a few. Have you any experience with tracking wild beasts?

Oh shoot, you know what? It’s not really Deer hunting season, right now.

Please. Come to Illinois. We have an obnoxious amount of deer for the hunting.

Doesn’t start until October, anyway.

I guess we’ll just have to mourn the loss of such a perfect blog.

Whatever will we do?

…That is highly upsetting.

Hey Thor. Remember that thing Loki said about the ceiling?

May 24, 201211 notes

number1odinson:

gowebgo:

peggypectouch:

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    gowebgo replied to your post: I fear I’m going to regret asking this—

Sleeping together. Banging. Horizontal tango. Having sex.

…You’re not terribly good at subtlety, are you?

I like to think of it as a good quality. It means everyone is always clear about what I’m saying.

At least you can be trusted to give honest definitions. 

I heard that.

May 19, 201217 notes

Alright, time for bed. It’s been fun. Try not to kill me in my sleep, I’d appreciate a chance to defend myself.

May 19, 201210 notes
#and by bed I mean Stark's internet history #psych debriefing huh? #bet I've seen worse #redhairedred #notiron #number1odinson #frostblooded

frostblooded:

number1odinson:

frostblooded:

Such wretched friends you’ve made.

He is not my friend.

As well he shouldn’t be.

Did I just get chastised for lying by the God of Mischief?

May 19, 2012155 notes
#do I get an award?
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